I walk into a store where a young man is working lethargically while wearing a Santa hat.
Me: How much are these?
Him: They start around $13
Me: And what about these?
Him: I’m not sure. I think they’re two for something?
- I proceed to walk around the store for a minute and end up back at the counter –
Me: So, can you help me?
Me: You don’t know how much that is?
Me: Do you work here?
Me: Is anyone else here right now?
Me: So how could you sell me something if you don’t know how much it costs?
Him: BLANK STARE
ME: Okay, thank you very much.
- I leave the store.-